Aries: Stop talking so much, no one cares.
Taurus: Stop being so cautious about everything, it’s a turn off.
Gemini: Stop acting like you know about everything, you don’t.
Cancer: Stop letting people walk all over you, you’re more than that.
Leo: Stop craving the attention you know you can’t…
(Source: daisy-st-patience)
(Source: livingmi, via chickenshit)
Wake up pranks. Especially useful for sleepovers.
Get a fake spider:
Get a fake head:
Get firecrackers:If all else fails, just scream….
(Source: gigglingbean)
I fucking loved this.
the perfect cocktail.
(Source: fuckyeahhowimetyourmother, via paradoxical-delusions)
(Source: fabrayslopz, via gleeks)
